While one does not wish to be weighed down with paraphernalia, there are certain items that a polite gentleman should not be without. Some of these items may be considered situational, some might be thought of as over preparation, but some are certainly essential.
- A clean handkerchief is simply a must. Make sure to supply yourself with a fresh one every day, and keep enough in your drawer to change them if one should become soiled. Materials don’t matter much, so long as they are clean and there is a supply of them.
- A small notebook, both for taking notes and for giving other people notes to take with them.
- Cell phone, a must for the modern day.
- A card case with sufficient calling cards to distribute. It is important to be able to introduce yourself and allow people to know who and what you are.
- A good pocket or wristwatch, because punctuality is a must.
- A wallet or billfold for money, identification, and condoms.
- A flask with soothing liquors.
- A folding pocketknife, should it become necessary for you to cut a bitch. Bitch here refers to any motherfuckers what get in your way, and does not denote the gender of the bitch that needs cutting.
- Gloves. Leather for pimp slapping suckas, latex for clean kills.
- A pill case, for all your “self-medicating” needs.
- A small caliber pistol, just in case you need to pop a person one behind the ear.
- A length of piano wire or the G-String from a guitar. Proper garroting is more important now than ever.
With these items, you will never be caught off guard.
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