Thomas Edison did not actually invent the light bulb. What Edison actually discovered was a new method for stealing inventions from college students. Sadly he got away with it as the youth of America had no way to fight back, being deprived the advantage of inventive revenge. Wacky schemes and the all important rock montage would not be developed until the late 70s and would not become widespread until the Teen Movie explosion of 1981.
While light bulbs are plugged into electrical outlets, they actually run on fairy magic. The fairies make the filament glow while sucking electricity through a straw. The Electricity is just a front from the powerful “Keep Magic Secret” lobby.
The light bulb is probably a Chinese Invention, everything else seems to be.
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