Interesting Facts: Pac-Man

Despite what some might think, Pac-Man does have an end game cinematic. All one must do is clear the 257th maze. Upon winning one will find a surprisingly detailed cinematic, explaining Pac-Man’s back-story, and chronicling his attempt to re-enter society after bingeing on so many power pellets. The fact that only four people in history have actually seen this cinematic has not dissuaded the makers of the game to put it into every version of the game that has ever been produced.

With the cut scenes in place, the story becomes a symbolic retelling of Satan tempting Christ. Inky is Satan, Blinky is Beelzebub, Pinky is Leviathan and Clyde is (as always) Clyde. The power pellets are actually communion wafers, and they reflect the real life aspect that anyone who eats one can then devour a ghost, but that power only lasts for 30 seconds.



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New Cocktails: Premature Ejaculation

An adaptation of one of the two Screaming Orgasm recipes I found. I think the name explains what you're going to get here. A drink for women who need to think about the guy they’re considering going to bed with.


1 measure Vodka
1 ½ measures Irish Cream
½ measure Coffee Liqueur
1 measure Amaretto
½ measure milk
½ measure cream
6 measures tonic water.

Blend all but the soda with ice. Strain into disappointingly small glass and add soda to fill the glass completely. Watch as the drink foams over and spills onto the bar before you get to enjoy any of it. Contemplate the truth within this drink, consider your partner and try to choose better next time.