Despite what you've heard, Isambard Kingdom Brunel actually invented the vuvuzela. He did this mostly as an early attempt at trans-continental communication. This became untenable when the trans-Atlantic telegraph cable was put in place.
Augustus Caesar really, really hated the vuvuzela. He thought they were a plot hatched by the Milk Marketing Board. But then, he was nuts. In actuality, it was a plot from the powerful Fortune Cookie Cabal.
Little known fact: Rita Hayworth started off as a Vuvuzela saleswoman.
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