Tales I Tell: Mount Olympus

Did I ever tell you about the time I set fire to Mount Olympus? I won’t make excuses, and I refuse to dwell on details, but I will say that no one cheats me out of my payment and leave it at that. One might think they’re all-powerful and have all that “Power of a God” crap going on, but when it comes to thermite, everything burns. I don’t like going to those sorts of extremes, but sometimes people have to be taught a lesson.


So, yeah, long story short is that I can’t go back to Greece until I get a new fake passport.