Do you know why this cocktail exists? Satire. Someone asked me why I have no “Japan-themed” cocktails, since I love samurai movies so much. So I came up with this adaptation of a frozen margarita on the spot. The worst part is, it’s actually a decent drink. The reason it’s a Samurai Girl is twofold. One, the sweetness marks it out as a girl drink. Two, I had just got done watching Azumi and decided that was as good a thing as any to nail this drink to the wall.
2 parts Sake You don’t need high quality stuff, but you should get something with a + Value
2 parts Tequila
1 part Irish Cream
1 cup Frozen Strawberries
1 cup Orange Juice
1 cup Crushed Ice
First, remember to be sensitive when dealing with other people’s cultures. Second, as you’re probably already drunk when you make this, forget what I just said. Be as stereotypical as possible. If that means strapping on a six gun and donning a ten gallon hat, so be it. This is no time to be a decent human being. Put everything into a blender
that you use for no other purpose besides mixing cocktails. Explain in a loud voice that if you used it for anything else you would dishonor yourself and have to commit to Harry Kerry, whoever he is. Probably some drunken Irishman, amirite? Anyway, whip the contents until smooth. Serve in a margarita glass
and garnish with a cherry
skewered on a mini samurai sword
to show the full range of your cultural sensitivity. 
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